ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

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boosprite:

OMG I FORGOT TO SHARE THIS STorRY

so i was drunk last night and we walked to mcdonalds and for some reason I thought the coffee was called a mcdouble (cause at tim hortons the coffee i get is called a doubledouble)

AND I WAS SO FUCKING CONFUSED WHEN THEY HANDED ME A HAMBURGER

THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED

i just looked at it and went THIS IS NOT A COFFEE???

and the guy just looked at me and went “no its not”

it was the most confusing point of my drunk life

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vivalakiarra:

str8nochaser:

auradacity-of:

h0odrich:

aw shit get it wednesday

HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today 

Every Wednesday from now on. 

Its wednesday , get it girl

vivalakiarra:

str8nochaser:

auradacity-of:

h0odrich:

aw shit get it wednesday

HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today 

Every Wednesday from now on. 

Its wednesday , get it girl

(Source: get-on-the-carousel)

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Tattoo number three. It’s on my right hip. Got it on 10 May 2013. It’s uber nerdy, super awesome, and I love it! Big thanks to Matt at Ink Industries!

Tattoo number three. It’s on my right hip. Got it on 10 May 2013. It’s uber nerdy, super awesome, and I love it! Big thanks to Matt at Ink Industries!

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always100coffees:

Season 1 // 2 // 3 // 4 // 5

requested by neraa

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I feel so sorry for my tattoo artists. I bring them the most complicated junk… So many freaking circles. But I applaud them. They take on the challenge like the total bosses they are, and the finished product is always amazing. AND they cut me great deals. Customer appreciation equals customer satisfaction equals customer loyalty. Moral of the story: if you’re in west Tennesse, go to Ink Industries.

starr-dustt:

lovely-kittens:

Look at the center of this image for 30sec, then watch Van Gogh’s *Starry Night* come to life

THIS IS AMAZING.

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cyanide-ocean:

Pitch Perfect (2012) - Fabulous Flubs

This cast is flawless and if you try to say otherwise you’re in denial.

(Source: booasaur)

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doctorwho:

Those would have been terrible last words.

Doctor Who Series 1: The Doctor Dances

(Source: dancys)

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castle au —> Kate Beckett as Batman.





INTERVIEWER: You’ve now convinced me Kate Beckett is secretly Batman.STANA KATIC: Then I’ve done my job.

castle au —> Kate Beckett as Batman.

INTERVIEWER: You’ve now convinced me Kate Beckett is secretly Batman.
STANA KATIC: Then I’ve done my job.

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racethewind10:

letmetouchyourbeard:

thedeliverymage:

giveustheradio:


karminaburana:


MOTHER OF SWEET JESUS


UGH


A fucking trench that would accentuate my figure? FINALLY. Get in my fucking closet.

Buah

why the fuck do people keep posting gorgeous clothes and THEN NOT PUTTING WHERE I CAN ORDER IT FROM 

racethewind10:

letmetouchyourbeard:

thedeliverymage:

giveustheradio:

karminaburana:

MOTHER OF SWEET JESUS

UGH

A fucking trench that would accentuate my figure? FINALLY. Get in my fucking closet.

Buah

why the fuck do people keep posting gorgeous clothes and THEN NOT PUTTING WHERE I CAN ORDER IT FROM 

(Source: stephaniedanielle)

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